
what is this country's obsession with straight teeth that are bright white and make your mouth look like it;s full of bleached cement? it's dumb and unnecessary. what the hell? i think my teeth are just perfect. perfect for chewing my bullystick- i can get a real grab hold for maximal torque because my teefs are craggly and small and crooked and cute. these buggers give me character and they are yellowy and look like helen keller was my orthodontist.

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