Sunday, June 29, 2008

i'm insulted by the dog whisperer


greetings/// i have to say it;s damn HOT out and my little nose and pushed in face can't take the heat...so i am lounging in the A/C pondering some things that have been bothering me... i happened to catch an episode of "the dog whisperer" last night, and that guy// what's his name - cesar or something, really pissed me off. his hypothesis that dogs live in the moment and don't have memories is completely off-base and is a total insult. i like to think that my brain and memory tank are very acute, much more so, then the average joe on the street. i remember EVERYTHING. every walk, every road trip, every belly scratch, every small morsel of turkey sausage i ever ate- i remember my first bath, the people i pass on the street, who's mean & who's gentle, the mornings, the sunrises, sunsets, everywhere i've parked my fuzzy butt and looked around at the world and it's joys, it's madness and contradictions. This dog whisperer guy- he actually thinks that if you pull or kick a dog it takes him or her out of the red zone or some shit- what a masochist. let's just say- the guy is full of shit. he gives dogs a bad name- the oversimplification of our psyches is totally unfounded!

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