Tuesday, July 1, 2008

IKEA sucks!


greetings. this is me, under the covers, because i am pissed and frustrated. now...everyone in my neighborhood knows that a brand new IKEA just opened in brooklyn// advertising is EVERYWHERE... on bus stalls, on the sides of buses, even on the sides of buildings! walking around, i kept seeing the ads, and i must admit, i was damn excited because they have some great dog beds and accessories for cheap prices. SO, i started making a list of items that i was planning to check out and the list was getting long/ So finally, last weekend, i decided to make the laborious trek to check out stuff for myself and brave the insanity of IKEA (especially in the parking lot). I was so anxious to see the new merchendise, but as soon as the stupid parking lot attendant saw me he declared, "NO DOGS ALLOWED IN STORE". i was taken aback and really offended. I mean, advertising at its finest, appeals to the viewer and makes them want to buy. AND I WAS READY TO BUY. and they deny me entrance on no good reason other then the fact that i am a dog? (even though i never think of myself that way). No where on the ads does it explicitly state this fact. I was crushed. This is a blatant example of discrimination and i am sending a letter to the CEO.

2 comments:

Jen Renninger said...

You could also use the ads as target practice when on your daily outings!

I, for one, can't believe the nerve of some stores.

Good lord.

Anonymous said...

Nice butt!