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happy thursday-almost-friday. zebby here / got a lot on my mind tonight.
first off, i had the pleasure of meeting a sophisticated lady, actually, a downright elegant charmer! honey is her name and she is ten years old and weighs ten pounds (she is so proud of her figure, and loves to share that fact...what is it with chicks and their weight?) anyway, after a lovely morning of sauntering through central park,, i decided to check out the upper east side for some after-park sniffs. i'm so delighted i did! and there she was.... nothing like the character of an older woman
morning morning. zebby here. all this hoopla about the new batman movie has me excited to SEE it // "The Dark Knight" took in a record $155.34 million in its first weekend! // but of course, DOGS AREN'T ALLOWED IN MOVIE THEATERS. utter blasphemy! and to think, it's even going to be out in IMAX theaters...the blow to me is crushing... oh well, i;ll just have to buy an illegal DVD off the street. but who is the real batman anyway. ME, of course. this picture is proof.
photo credit: zebedee (self portrait)
zebby here. i just have to say: my ride is sweeeet! my car looks like me. big eyes. it's a jeep. black. excellent. the best ride ever. Tryin to catch me ridin dirty / My music so loud / I'm swangin / They hopin that they gon catch me ridin dirty / Tryin to catch me ridin dirty / Tryin to catch me ridin dirty / Patrolling they tryin to catch me ridin dirty
can i just say, getting out of the city is the best thing ever. so, i went down to charleston, south carolina to celebrate the 4th of july (i hate hate hate fireworks, but more about that later) i got up at 6am ever morning to explore the beach before the sun came out, hot enough to melt my eyeballs (my little nose and shmooshed in face can't take it) HOLY CRAP! it was an existential experience! me and the waves and the soft sand and the wind on my ears and the seafood fondue, creatures, smells, adventures, walking walking running FANTASTIC! i was not missing icky sticky city pavement one bit. i met a crab. he was one weird dude. i mean, people in nyc are weird, but i had never seen a weirder dude that this one.
this morning when i woke up, i was so excited i could barely contain myself (so i let out a fart) fanmail has been pouring in, and i can barely keep up. each letter is a joy to open and i just want to thank all of my fans// here are two of my favorites from the curly duo from florida, leo & bella-- thanks guys! these are some classy portraits and i really think you guys have talent* the quality of line and texture mixed with the expressionist whimsical tone really fill the paintings with life/ BRAVO
greetings. this is me, under the covers, because i am pissed and frustrated. now...everyone in my neighborhood knows that a brand new IKEA just opened in brooklyn// advertising is EVERYWHERE... on bus stalls, on the sides of buses, even on the sides of buildings! walking around, i kept seeing the ads, and i must admit, i was damn excited because they have some great dog beds and accessories for cheap prices. SO, i started making a list of items that i was planning to check out and the list was getting long/ So finally, last weekend, i decided to make the laborious trek to check out stuff for myself and brave the insanity of IKEA (especially in the parking lot). I was so anxious to see the new merchendise, but as soon as the stupid parking lot attendant saw me he declared, "NO DOGS ALLOWED IN STORE". i was taken aback and really offended. I mean, advertising at its finest, appeals to the viewer and makes them want to buy. AND I WAS READY TO BUY. and they deny me entrance on no good reason other then the fact that i am a dog? (even though i never think of myself that way). No where on the ads does it explicitly state this fact. I was crushed. This is a blatant example of discrimination and i am sending a letter to the CEO.
