ZEBEDEE SPEAKS!

Monday, August 3, 2009

Molecule and A Brief History of Time



YO zebby here. after reading A Brief History of Time by Stephen Hawking, i've been seeing things differently. Take, for instance, my molecule toy. Call me crazy, but today i had nothing but thoughts of celestial bodies, leptons, and the very essences which give Life to Life on this rotating orb we call Earth- pretty heady stuff while gripping the plastic colorful mass which i love so dearly. Oh, it was exhilirating that it was all coming together- philosophically. Me and Molecule. Molecule and Me. One Monday afternoon. Concepts. The meaning of Life. Physics. Gravity. Momentum. So much thinking...i'm off to take a well-deserved nap. (yawn)

Sunday, July 19, 2009

Conversation with a fly


hey ya'll / zebby here whoa long time since i've transcribed my notepad to pixels...so damn sick of the computer lately hurts my eyeballs PLUS it gives me paw-strain which sucks and inhibits my ball time... but i JUST HAD TO share something- i recently had a wonderful conversation with a most interesting fly name Sigmund- fascinating fellow really...such insight into human nature and gave me some tips for summer reading/ he really had me in stitches- can;t wait to chat with him again more soon, i promise

Sunday, January 18, 2009

it's cold outside, but it's hot inside.

outside, winter winter cold icky slushy windy icy icicle wet feet blues. inside, nice and warm ball squeaking fun filled dancing running sliding action. makes you want to just jump up with joy knowing you have a nice warm home to cozy up into. i pity my furry brothas and sistas who are tied outside in this tail-chilling weather. go get em animal cruelty cops! hmmf

Tuesday, November 18, 2008

cold weather brings out my Creativity.


zebby here. freshly 3 years old. boo-yaaa! happy birthday to me. what could be bad- a new orange sweater and a turkey sausage to feast on/ the cold is HERE. totally sucks. what can i say, the cold weather brings out my Creativity. better to stay in and create, then go out and freeze your nuts off. Word.
So... i decided to scan myself. scanners rule!














Friday, October 24, 2008

i had the most amazing dream,


z-baby here. i had the most amazing dream---- floating flying meandering NO i was wandering around the meatpacking district BUT all the meat was cooked. it was so utterly scrumptious, the SMELLS  - turkey sausage, a giant meatball rolling down the street, piles and piles of expertly cooked chicken breasts/// wafts of goodness permeating my (small) nostrils and and grass! there was grass under my pads, not broken glass and concrete and then i was running,, sprinting gathering speed, the Wind in my ears , in the city, everywhere was the greenest grass and i was surrounded by squeeky balls and there were no cabs ,,,, it was a deliciousness beyond recognition/ SLEEP. the most wonderful passtime, drifting snorting eyes closed, total relaxation and utter comfort.

Tuesday, October 21, 2008

what about healthcare for dogs????


hey there. zebby here. on and on and on and on and on. these 2 dudes blab and moan and blabber and blubber about all this crap and never get to the real issues. SO annoying. nothing makes sense and they even seem to confuse themselves sometimes. i mean;; is this the best we got? WHAT ABOUT HEALTHCARE FOR DOGS? neither of them has even attempted to tackle that issue and , well, it's just plain insulting. so much hot air, i am suffocating.

Monday, October 13, 2008

President. Shmezident. What about dog's rights?


I am sick to death of all this presidential BS. repetition repetition repetition. what the hell are they saying anyway? Which candidate is speaking to me? economy up economy down economy collapse/// democrat, republican,, bad ties and bad breath. Let's get to the real issues. I watched the debates and got no answers whatsoever. Just a bunch of jibberjabberhotair. Why can't i go to IKEA and browse doggie goods, visit the grocery store, or dine in a real restaurant?? who made up these damn rules? i don't crap on the floor... i am not uncivilized...JESUS/// i know where the bathroom is. I have good manners. Why can't i go to Target?? Why do i have to stand out in the cold instead of sitting by the fire at that brunch place in the city? Who is addressing dog's rightssss????????? they need to get their damn priorities straight. This stuff is making me pissed.